sappharah:

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

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bandathebillie:

If you had to eat a celebrity, who would you pick?

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dicknurse:

straight-off-the-deep-end:

WAFER!!! ❤

Not For Sale

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obama-biden-memes:

And the funny thing is that Umbridge’s brother was actually a squib

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katasstrophee:

Lock the door behind me.
You’re chatting with a possible psychopath.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

scarlet-sasquatch:

narrativeninja:

urbanspellcraft:

strawberryfrisk:

scaremoonturkey:

coreymagz:

meladoodle:

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

I am so here for this

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.

“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”

“Its…what?”

“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:

Remember you need to study for that biology exam.

“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”

He’s no good for you Brenda.

“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”

He’s a cad, Brenda.

Brenda listen to your demon friend. He knows jerks when he sees them

LISTEN TO UR DEMON BUDDY

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